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These two blogs were right next to each other in my Reader tonight and they made me laugh. They probably made the authors cry, but to me: funny funny.

I'm sorry for your iPain.

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abby said…
we laughed hysterically. but there was probably enough fecal matter on that monkey's hands that it might as well have been like losing it in the toilet.
March 09, 2010 5:32 AM
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