I keep thinking about topics or events that I could fashion into some sort of blog post, but the ideas all seem to dissipate before I make it happen. I'm definitely in a bored-of-my-own-blog kind of phase, which is too bad because I have lots of friends and family members who may be a little curious about my grand Adventures in the Beehive. Really, this ought to be a time of reflective verbosity.
Here are some possible bloggable topics. Please advise.
A. How I got bullied at the school carnival.
B. What we did on this lovely Thursday evening, and to which blogging queen of Provo's house we did a drive-by.
C. Quantities and descriptions of the foodstuff that my family collectively deposited on the floor at Thai Chili Garden.
D. My friends the OvaHimba, as brought back to my frontburner (why not?! everyone has a backburner) by a lovely show on the Travel Channel tonight.
D, part 2. What I fear most about living in Provo, and what it has to do with going to Namibia in 1996.
E. My visceral reaction to a few months without a paycheck.
E, part 2. Whether or not I looked up visceral to make sure I knew what it meant.
F. Anaysis and FAQs on how it is to have a girl after three boys.
G. The retail establishment of choice for drowning my I-Don't-Know-Where-To-Go-Here-Nothing-Is-(that)-Familiar-It's-Not-Home sorrows.
H. How my kids are adjusting.
I. Steve's new job and why he's glad Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia and not BYU.
J. Edward vs. Jacob. ('Cause I don't think this issue has been discussed enough already.)
K. My house for sale
L. The state of the Phoenix housing market. ('Cause I don't think this issue is being discussed enough already.)
M. Links to more blogs I check.
N. Where we're flying to on Christmas day and pleas for tips on what to do when we get there.
O. What I want in a house.
P. How Norah all of a sudden seems older. As of yesterday. Really.
Um, I think that's a good start. Please vote for your favorite.