Focus! (Subtitled: Warning -- Indigenous nudity)

I keep thinking about topics or events that I could fashion into some sort of blog post, but the ideas all seem to dissipate before I make it happen. I'm definitely in a bored-of-my-own-blog kind of phase, which is too bad because I have lots of friends and family members who may be a little curious about my grand Adventures in the Beehive. Really, this ought to be a time of reflective verbosity.

Here are some possible bloggable topics. Please advise.

A. How I got bullied at the school carnival.
B. What we did on this lovely Thursday evening, and to which blogging queen of Provo's house we did a drive-by.
C. Quantities and descriptions of the foodstuff that my family collectively deposited on the floor at Thai Chili Garden.

D. My friends the OvaHimba, as brought back to my frontburner (why not?! everyone has a backburner) by a lovely show on the Travel Channel tonight.
D, part 2. What I fear most about living in Provo, and what it has to do with going to Namibia in 1996.
E. My visceral reaction to a few months without a paycheck.
E, part 2. Whether or not I looked up visceral to make sure I knew what it meant.
F. Anaysis and FAQs on how it is to have a girl after three boys.
G. The retail establishment of choice for drowning my I-Don't-Know-Where-To-Go-Here-Nothing-Is-(that)-Familiar-It's-Not-Home sorrows.
H. How my kids are adjusting.
I. Steve's new job and why he's glad Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia and not BYU.
J. Edward vs. Jacob. ('Cause I don't think this issue has been discussed enough already.)
K. My house for sale
L. The state of the Phoenix housing market. ('Cause I don't think this issue is being discussed enough already.)
M. Links to more blogs I check.
N. Where we're flying to on Christmas day and pleas for tips on what to do when we get there.
O. What I want in a house.
P. How Norah all of a sudden seems older. As of yesterday. Really.

Um, I think that's a good start. Please vote for your favorite.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I want to hear about them all. I'm particularly interested in D because I think I know the answer to part 2. Also F,G,H,I and O.
AliceK[i]ND said…
Wow. I vote for A-P. Really.
AmyJune said…
Definitely A,C, and I. I want to hear all about the "Beehive". I still cannot believe that you are really there.
kacy faulconer said…
I want to hear about all of them in a blog or over lunch. I think we did the same thing Thursday--drove around looking at houses for you.
elizabeth said…
I think the Christmas one would be fun to get us all jazzed up for the holidays.

Obviously, I don't need help getting "jazzed".
Anonymous said…
BYU to m-jad:

At BYU, we don't have facial hair, like in your country. We don't have that at our university. At BYU, we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you that we have it.
austinmcraig said…
Everything.
And I'd like to point out the hilarity of Abby's comment.
But did you like Thai Chili Gardens?
Angela said…
I feel so lame. I don't get why Abby's comment is hilarious. I vote all of the above.
Carly said…
When are you going to do a Springville drive-by? I'm waiting....
Carina said…
D... I've already got a couple guesses.

B. I know the answer to that! Especially since I know it wasn't me.
abby said…
Angela, don't you think I'm funny???

I think Austin meant n's comment.
pepper said…
This all just makes me want to give you a call. I don't want to wait for the blog posts. Alas, I will have to wait. I have to finish writing my talk for Sunday that I have been putting off for over a week now.
Becky said…
I want to hear about all of them too! We miss you guys and can't do a drive by :(
Samantha said…
I wrote a post in which I linked your blog. I was planning to email you and let you know, but couldn't find an address. Anyway, if you'd like the link removed, please let me know. Thanks.
Anonymous said…
D, G, M, N.
I will be patiently waiting.
Wendy said…
A through P all sound like great topics. I am especially keen on hearing what you think about J, as I am currently half-way through Eclipse and rooting for Jacob.
Kristine said…
I was going to just pick out a couple questions, but then I couldn't cut any out. They all sound like great posts, things you could write about in totally interesting and incredible ways. I love your blog!
*JULIA* said…
Are you loving Utah yet......too early i'm sure. I love coming across friends blogs that I hadn't known of. You have a lot of posting to do so you can cover A-P. Get busy! Things are good here and we are enjoying are nice weather.
Suzie Petunia said…
I have so many unanswered questions. Stop teasing me!
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