Sunday, August 03, 2008
And Jacob imprints on >>>>
Will you respect me less if I tell you I just read a bunch of Breaking Dawn spoilers online?
Or that last summer I read the last page of HP and the Deathly Hallows first?
What if I tell you that I let my husband cook every meal and wash every dish this weekend? Do you respect me less, yet?
If your respect for me is still high to moderate, I can arrange to take some photos of still-full suitcases from our many vacations this summer -- lying haphazardly on my bedroom floor.
And if you still don't respect me less, please know that I do not strongly advocate the Santa Claus tradition in my home, and my children very well may tell your children that he ain't real even though I tell them to keep it to themselves, thus making you mad at me and all your dreams of preserving innocence washed down the drain.
Okay. Now. Please indicate which of the above is the most appalling, and I will then have the opportunity to decide if I respect you less, depending on your answer. This is a fun game!