The fact is
Suppose you're driving along in rural Utah, and come upon this sign:
Do you
a) Keep going and risk getting shot by the angry cowboy who commissioned this very large sign
b) Turn around and find some other, less controversial place to have your picnic in the mountains
c) Get out your red marker and fix the spelling mistake
d) Assume your very best affected rural accent and quote the sign for the rest of the day
e) Feel just a twinge of homesickness for Arizona, because this sign is just so Utah
f) Revisit your understanding of COMMUNISM
Do you
a) Keep going and risk getting shot by the angry cowboy who commissioned this very large sign
b) Turn around and find some other, less controversial place to have your picnic in the mountains
c) Get out your red marker and fix the spelling mistake
d) Assume your very best affected rural accent and quote the sign for the rest of the day
e) Feel just a twinge of homesickness for Arizona, because this sign is just so Utah
f) Revisit your understanding of COMMUNISM
Comments
weird and totally utah. what DID you do?
Instead of saying "just so Utah," what I should have said is "just so Mormon" because the sign shows anger, but it's a suppressed anger, like "I'm mad about my land being taken by the govt, but I know I should love my neighbor and Brother Newitt is in the next ward over so I'm not going to burn down his house or anything, all I'm going to do is call you an 'inconsiderate trespasser' if you drive on the street that used to be mine."
I didn't mean to bash on Utah, for reals. Love to Lisa, Carina, Carly, Kacy, and other friends who have no love for Utah haters.
"D'ya spose you wouldna married me if I'd talked laik this?"
Ya'll can try yer red pen on that'un.