If this isn't the awesomest thing you've heard today

Chew on this.

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Zen Wizard said…
I keep telling everyone this is perfectly normal: He is preparing for his role in the remake of Soylent Green.

Lay off, already!

It's called, "Method Acting"!!
April 18, 2006 5:32 PM
Neil and Diana said…
tom cruise or michael jackson.
April 18, 2006 10:18 PM
Anonymous said…
evil and sick. and not just because of the placenta thing. that's just gross. evil and sick for so many other reasons.
April 19, 2006 9:15 AM
Anonymous said…
that is the grossest thing I have ever heard of. He just keeps on getting more bizarre.
April 19, 2006 2:33 PM
Anonymous said…
I've never understood the appeal of Tom Cruise. I've always thought that he was a short man with a big nose. Now, I think that he's a short man with a big nose. . . and mental problems.
April 20, 2006 10:04 AM
C. Jane Kendrick said…
ahc,
I am not going to tell him you said that. You've seen him get crazy with Matt Lauer.

Meanwhile...crackers with a spread of placenta anyone? Anyone?
April 20, 2006 11:06 AM
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