Dear Santa

All I want is ONE day of no vomit and very minimal interaction with poop.

Thank you.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Are your kids sick? I am so sorry if they are!
Emily said…
No, they're not even sick. We just seem to barraged with gagging episodes and leaky, explosive diapers. Hooray, I say sarcastically.
Courtney said…
I think that seems like a reasonable request!
abby said…
I am with you.
Nancy said…
still? Darn it.
Carina said…
You forgot to mention urine!
mod*mom said…
hi emily!
thank you for commenting on my blog.i couldn't find your email on yours, so that's why i'm replying via your comments.
no i haven't announced the winners.you may be a winner.
please check soon back soon. the blog is my hobby + i'm overwhelmed right now + trying to catch up :)
Heidi said…
Ah, the joys of motherhood :)
Becky said…
That's the pits! Nobody informs you just how much bodily fluids you'll be dealing with as a mom and really, its down right shocking! Hope they're doing better soon.
Sarah said…
Here's your solution: Put everyone in the family on the 100% all juice diet. No more poop.
Chelle said…
Emily, you just reminded me of the gratitude I should feel daily for [finally] being a diaper free household-- forever! : )
AmyJune said…
Santa brought me vomit for Christmas last year. Hopefully he is nicer to you.
Sassyfrazz said…
That is funny! (kinda) I have poop phobia, so I understand!

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