On why the internet is great

This weekend I have been sick, all around pretty miserable. In surfing around to find some answers, I came upon this very helpful medical advice. I hope it provides you with clarity and enlightenment, as it has for me.

{Neil, I'm counting on you to appreciate this.}

Comments

Callie said…
Oh my, that's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
September 14, 2008 8:18 PM
Anonymous said…
The internet is not devoid of fundamental truth.
September 14, 2008 10:16 PM
Anonymous said…
That is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thanks for a good laugh!
September 15, 2008 11:16 PM
neil said…
i was surfing around for answers too.
September 16, 2008 3:28 AM
Emily said…
Ah, Neil, you make me laugh. You know what they (you) always say: Smelt it, dealt it.
September 16, 2008 9:55 AM
Jennifer said…
I'll have you know my burps taste of cinnamon and cloves.
September 16, 2008 2:16 PM
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